aphaustria:

Something’s scratching on my wall that’s my signal to go to bed

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via humorking)

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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(Source: spooky-homuras, via officialwhitegirls)

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

(via intensional)

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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(via borinq)

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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(via greetings)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(Source: scaremuke, via borinq)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via baka-ka)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(Source: trust, via joshhutchercat)

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

(via borinq)

greatsenpai:

Friendly reminder that Kaneki is 18 years old, Tsukiyama is 20, Touka is 16 and Hinami & Ayato are only 14 

(via jeambo)

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