foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via guy)

imfuckingadorabloodthirsty:

Hong Kong and Iceland?
HONG KONG AND ICELAND????11!1!?  

imfuckingadorabloodthirsty:

Hong Kong and Iceland?

HONG KONG AND ICELAND????11!1!?  

(via yukari12)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

(via disorder)

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via cumfort)

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

(via rainbowkaneki)

the-more-u-know:

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

reblogging for ^

(Source: musicasealgomais, via gnarly)

almyro:

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem


**Please see your RA with any questions**"Umm yes hello could you go over the dorm’s masturbation policy? Yes umm.. I know we’re not supposed to masturbate in the showers anymore, but that’s the only way I know how. I have no idea as to how I would go about doing that in my room. How/where would I stand/sit? What would I even do? I’m sure you have more experience with this than I do. What would you do in my position? Could you supervise me once or twice to make sure I know what I’m doing? Maybe demonstrate the acceptable procedure? This is a very important issue for me, thank you for your help.

almyro:

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

**Please see your RA with any questions**

"Umm yes hello could you go over the dorm’s masturbation policy? Yes umm.. I know we’re not supposed to masturbate in the showers anymore, but that’s the only way I know how. I have no idea as to how I would go about doing that in my room. How/where would I stand/sit? What would I even do? I’m sure you have more experience with this than I do. What would you do in my position? Could you supervise me once or twice to make sure I know what I’m doing? Maybe demonstrate the acceptable procedure? This is a very important issue for me, thank you for your help.

intensional:

i know so much about shows i have never watched because of tumblr

(via crumbier)

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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(via d0nn0)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY